Astonishingly this title turned out to be so relatable O_o
A cat IS a valid reason (｀□′)╯┴┴ it's frustrating not all ppl get it :(
What a reliable, responsible adult he is! ( ﾟ∀ﾟﾉﾉﾞ
oh, reminded me how it was at my state school where in case of some official events during holidays or days-off they always were like, mmm you're so young & don't have kids, YOU will go (－‸ლ)
:) I also was in official but still totally fake marriage with a friend, it was beneficial for both of us for some reasons :) It was nothing like here, of course, we weren't embarrassed :) it was a fun unforgettable experience :) still it's kinda sad you just can't simply refuse and need to pretend or fake :(
anyway, for now it's sweet enough, though I prefer eloquent chars...

Лучшеб сибирь показали

Иркутск заменили на Анкоридж?

а сибирь тут причем?)